So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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