"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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