I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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