Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this beer tastes like vomit already
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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