First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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