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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.

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  didn't that happen to you last weekend?

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  shut up.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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• (858): View more from California

  There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.

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• (909): View more from California

  i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on

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  continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way

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• (310): View more from California

  We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.

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• (858): View more from California

  At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  (919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...

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