Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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