if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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