I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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