I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
This is the high leading the old right now
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
