I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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