Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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