TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
