You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
