dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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