even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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