that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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