I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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