I want to make a zoo with you.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize