so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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