Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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