ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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