I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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