I must be too annoying 4 u.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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