i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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