oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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