soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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