In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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