Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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