I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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