Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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