it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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