I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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