Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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