the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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