i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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