Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I accidentally had phone sex last night
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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