happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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