Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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