Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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