Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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