My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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