I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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