What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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