when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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