# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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