why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I checked into jail on foursquare
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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