no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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