writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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