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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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