Dual....:-)
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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