Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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