last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
did i walk over a car last night?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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