is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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