OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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