Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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