She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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