My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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