please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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