I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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